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Haha, been having a super stressful week and now I’m sick on top of that. Love it.

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

salma:

yaoibutts:

shavingryansprivates:

introducing… SPOONS!

OH MY GOD I’M GOING TO PISS MYSELF

This kid needs a nobel prize

choctawaukerman:

he literally has his own TV show and IMDB still lists Shark Tale as his first credit

thelonelythrone:

postracialcomments:

CNN’s Jake Tapper Telling the Truth about Ferguson

Jake Tapper exposing the truth! He earned his stripes today.

Well guys, we’ve made it to the end of the summer in one piece. Except for a few campers who are lepers.

roachpatrol:

cuteness-daily:

mintmayhem:

 THE ONE IN THE WHITE TOWEL THOUGH

Purritos

PURRITOS

thechildofstyle:

find someone
who knows
you’re sad
just by the change
of tone in your
voice

be with someone
who loves the
feature that
you hate the most

fall in love with
someone who
looks at you and
knows they don’t
want anyone else

?????????????????????????? as in angela merkel’s husband??????????????????????????

Yeah! Joachim Sauer. My dad is friends with him I guess. Apparently they just talked about wine for like an hour.

I watched a movie called Spooner last night which was super sweet and funny, and admittedly pretty much a generic romcom but it had such a nice feel to it and Matthew Lillard did a really good job imo. Seems pretty underrated to me. Also made my bf cry which is insane because he never cries (except at The amazing spider man 2 but that movie was heartbreaking).

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