Welcome! I love you. Now I don't know where you came from, but you must be lost. Just hit the back button a few times and take a left. I doubt you'll visit me again, so goodbye. Also, I don't really love you.


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:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD you two better take loads of adorable pictures alright

If I tell him that you asked for them I’m sure he’ll agree to that.

my boyfriend and I bought matching band t-shirts and are going to wear them to school together tomorrow and if I haven’t convinced you that we’re the cutest then I don’t know what to do.

People run from rain but
in bathtubs full of


Charles Bukowski (via bittersweetsongs)

Wow bukowski so profound do you also bathe fully clothed you dickhead. “Oohh isn’t it funny that a person will eat when they’re hungry but will duck if you throw an apple at their face”

(via coolestpriest)

Track: El Scorcho
Artist: Weezer
Album: Pinkerton
Plays: 5769


I’m a lot like you so please
Hello, I’m here, I’m waiting
I think I’d be good for you
And you’d be good for me

And now he’s using pictures of me he has saved on his phone as reaction photos because he lost all of his facebook stickers.

Absolutely absurd.

My boyfriend and I are currently having an argument over whether or not plastic is water permeable and he just sent me a video of himself holding a plastic bag with an apparent hole in it under the the tap as proof that water can go through plastic. This boy is absolutely absurd.



2009 Basement Demo

Ahh, I’m on my period and my boyfriend is being too sweet and I’m listening to a song that makes me tear up every time without fail.

Someone stop the tears.